I’ve avoided it for as long as I can. Honestly, how can anyone justify avoiding playing the king of all hillbilly games when it gets you out of work? Today at 10:30 am I will no longer be a Cornhole Virgin.
As well, I’ve done my research and know all the “Official Rules” of Cornhole. For more info see
http://www.playcornhole.org/
I’m becoming a member of the Cornhole Association.
And I’m getting this as my next (and first) tattoo:
You better send Steve out to stock up on tube tops for you to show off the tattoo