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I’ve done all I can

I’ve avoided it for as long as I can. Honestly, how can anyone justify avoiding playing the king of all hillbilly games when it gets you out of work? Today at 10:30 am I will no longer be a Cornhole Virgin.

As well, I’ve done my research and know all the “Official Rules” of Cornhole. For more info see

I’m becoming a member of the Cornhole Association.

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Anonymous - June 14, 2007 - 2:48 pm

You better send Steve out to stock up on tube tops for you to show off the tattoo 🙂

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Things I saw at the Taste of Cincinnati that disturbed me.

A woman with a belly shirt and boobs that came to her belly button. (No bra) If she had to scratch her head, she would have flashed us all.

A woman with boobs bigger than the size of my head. Barely covered in a jumpsuit and waiting to pop out and surprise us all!

90 degree weather, and a 4 year old little boy in a sweater and sweatpants.

The metal grates, as big as our car, with nothing but air for about 10-15 feet down. (We drive over these things and people wouldnt even walk over them).

A familiar DJ standing in the crowd with a big red microphone.
“I’ve already been on his microphone”, was my reply.

You can take that however you want to. He’s not bad looking.

A naked man

wearing nothing but tighty whitey’s

and cowboy boots…….

“Get me from behind! Get me from behind! Do you see what it says?” (apparently his undies had something written on them. I couldnt for the life of me make out what it said. Maybe because I was focused on the butt than the words.

I couldnt shake the feeling that if GW Bush was better looking and didnt have a “job” as the president right now, that he’d be great at this Naked Cowboy job.

becki - May 27, 2007 - 2:37 pm

Thanks for the heads up..I’m going tomorrow. I’ve seen “the Naked Cowboy” before at the fireworks…I believe his undies say “naked cowboy” in airbrush..**rolls eyes**

Was the food good at least?? LOL!

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I’ve decided to start listening to my gut. This can now be called my “Mother’s Instinct” because I am now a mother. But feel free to call it my gut instinct, inner voice, or the voices in my head.
My entire life I’ve always ignored it, so as to be percieved as an optimist. But because my gut is usually right (as is yours) and I was ignoring it, this also caused me to be wrongly percieved as naive.
Obviously this does not sit well with me. Now that I’m a mother I get this strange feeling (probably my gut knocking on my brain) that my mother’s instinct is tired of being ignored.

Things I must come to terms with to coincide with my new revelation that Mother knows best.

Stretch Marks do not go away – no matter how hard I try to tell myself they will.
Fat doesnt disappear on its own – My optimistic self believes that it will someday up and walk away.
I will never be promoted – Why keep lying to myself? Its not going to happen. So I need to prepare for a long life in the same position I’m in now. Or find a new position.

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Word of the Day

Apparently there are my definitions of Toot. So I thought I’d be helpful and list them all here in one handy place

1. To Toot:
pass gass (flatulence)
toot one’s horn (brag)
toot that thang (shake that thing, show off your booty)
toot is also short for prositute. i.e. You are such a ‘Toot. (You are such a skank)

Toot that thing up mommy make it work! Pop, Lock and Drop It!

Thanks to Lauren for this great illustration:

Jodie - May 23, 2007 - 4:02 pm

Ha!! I like the prostitute one, lol. I’m going to start using it, lol.

Anonymous - May 23, 2007 - 5:08 pm



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